Saturday, June 03, 2006

Bad Idea, number 1

I read this and whole sections of my eyebrow twitched.

Michael Jackson is reportedly planning to adopt a Japanese orphan.

The eccentric singer - who already has three children, Prince Michael, nine, Paris, eight, and four-year-old Prince Michael II - is alleged to have visited a number of Japanese children's homes during his current visit to the Far East.

Fox News TV reporter Roger Friedman said: "His trip to Japan was not all about publicity. He toured orphanages. I'm told he's looking for children to add to his current collection of three."

Holy shit, surely being on trial for child abuse and molestation might put a dampner in his chances, on the other hand who the hell knows.


Blogger Twenty Major said...

"His collection".

Instead of having a zoo for kids to visit he's going to have the world's first zoo of kids.

Get a couple of Africans, an arab or two and a Scandi and he's probably all set.

2:07 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Yeah I though the workding was dubious too, but this shit really collies my wobble. I mean after all the carry on here this week and now a group of dutch Pedophiles are banding to gether to form a political party...Am I missing soemthing or are things starting to get really fucked up?

2:17 p.m.  
Blogger Twenty Major said...

Yes, yes they are.

And there's only one solution.

11:56 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Which is?

12:45 a.m.  

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