X+Y= Pete Burns?

Now, since I've been whinging all week and I'm tired of myself, I decided to have a look about me and see what's going on in the world. War, polictics, the drug cartels, corrupt governments, North Korea, yep check check...all is as it should be...
THEN, screech, stop, what's this? What strange goings on is this? Some strange sights to be sure to be sure. So strange that I feel the need to go shopping so that all is right with the world again.
Exibit 1- Pete Burns. In trouble and in court and ordered to stay in at night. The ghoul won't like that. And does anyone else think he looks rather like Faye Dunaway?

Exibit 2- Brigitte Neilson 48 has married hubby number 5, 33 year old -and very clearly friend of dorothy-Mattia Dessi, and took lots of photos, to which I can only say Bleeeecccchhhh. But turns out she 'forgot' she was still married to hubby number 4, so the wedding will now be next week. No No No.
I'm going out, catch y'all later. Shoes, I need shoes.