Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Watch out... radio active man!

Well now, this one had be scratching my head in puzzlement.
RIOT police had to be called to a court hearing yesterday after a murder accused arrived naked.

He later appeared before a judge wearing only an oversized t-shirt.

The riot gardai were deployed to Cloverhill District Court in Dublin for a bail appearance by Warren Dumbrell who, along with his brother, is charged with murder.

Members of the public had to evacuate the courthouse after an altercation at Cloverhill prison where Dumbrell has been in custody awaiting trial.

Officers with riot helmets, bullet-proof vests and batons cleared the courthouse, home to the High Court bail list each Monday, and asked the public to vacate the building.

Earlier this month, Dumbrell (32) and his brother Jeffrey (26) were charged with the murder of a father-of-six near his home in a Dublin flats complex.

Last night, the Irish Prison Service confirmed that Dumbrell, who was refused bail by Judge Butler, was transferred to Cork prison as punishment for the disturbance at Cloverhill.

Dumbrell was due to attend a bail hearing yesterday afternoon at the nearby courthouse but prior to his removal a major row broke out at the remand facility.

It is understood that Dumbrell refused to dress himself for his court appearance and was brought to the courthouse naked before being clothed in an oversized t-shirt.

Earlier this month the Dumbrell brothers, both of Emmett Road in Inchicore, Dublin, were charged with murdering Christopher Cawley near his home at Tyrone Place in Inchicore."

The riot police? So what were they worried about exacatly, concealed weapons? That he might get a stiffy and baton charge them? Radioactive farts? Did he have a laser in his winkle? Lethal exploding dingleberries? The public demands to know!

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, we demand an immediate press release on the matter from Michael McDowell.

9:43 a.m.  
Blogger Dr Maroon said...

That's twice in two posts that you've used the term "winkle".

Not sausage, or bratwurst, or weiner, or banana, or love gun, but WINKLE.

What are you trying to tell us?

12:07 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Love gun?

2:14 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure it's a shoe thing... does the Paramour wear winklepickers?

2:39 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

The authorities don't like nakedidity. Somehow it threatens order. And well it should. Most people have no business showing their arses to the world. Ech.

I'm reading The Pickwick Papers now, and of course there's a character called Mr. Winkle. Dickens was definitely trying to tell us something...but what?

3:05 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

No he does not.
Look here, if they had sent in one garda to arrest the chap I would have said 'fairplay' but the riot police? With batons?

3:16 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure the 'members' brought him under control, one 'member' might not have sufficed...

4:55 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

It isn't often that one member should cause such a ruckus. Perhaps it's bionic. Or maybe he just eye 'balled' them in a suggestive manner, threatening to test..icle their reserves.

5:32 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Warren Dumbrell is a very dangerous criminal. Apart from the fact that he stands over 6'4 and is over 20 stone he has a history of assaulting staff and other inmates. He was also involved in the seige situation in mountjoy prison where a number of staff were severely assaulted. How about doing some research before you make little of the 'Riot police' who do a very difficult job!

That is all!

12:08 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Update. Warren Dumbrell has now been charged with this murder and continues to cause severe disruptions both in court and prison. His brother is also his co-accused and is actually bigger than him - approx 6 ft 5 - and is also present during these court appearances. He too has a history of severe violence. Naked inmates have been known to secret weapons, including bladed weapons, up their behinds. Warren Dumbrell has a long history of stabbing and slashing attacks both in and outside prison. HE has also bitten officers in the past, held blood filled syringes to their necks and threatened to make hostages he has taken drink his blood. So when these lads kick off safety precautions such as riot gear (which also doubles as personal safety gear) are absolutely necessary. Perhaps the next time something happens with these lads we can give fatmammycat a call to sort it out?

11:14 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Thanks for the update.

1:53 p.m.  
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