Friday, October 19, 2007

Drugs Money and Madness



Top of the mid-morning to you chumlies and another Gingerday rolls into sunny play. Today's lashings of Ginger were brought to you courtesy of Medbh. Any feelings you might have about that you can share with her. I'm sure she'd love to hear it.
When I woke this morning I just knew today was going to be a doozy, first of all there was a cat fight inches from my nose, as Puddy and the Bigger of the cats duked it out over who got the coveted right arm nook of the slumbering owner.
So many very sharp very fast claws so near a delicate item like a nose is not hella delightful.
Then, having finally cleared the battle field, I came down stairs and had to listen to Brenda Power (had to I tell you) break the news that Kathy French the underwear model had a seven page spread in Hotpress Magazine. Seven pages? Seven pages of exposure so that she can waffle on about how she has her own pussy to play with. Sheeeet.
And what of Britney? She has had her visitation rights revoked because she was 'unavailable' to take a drugs test. Seriously, how fucked up do you need to be to not be available to take a test if it meant seeing your two little boys? That girl really needs to put down the frappachino, put on some knickers and get her shit together.
Amy Winehouse was arrested in Norway for possession of drugs. I have a Norwegian chum, HE was arrested once for singing and trying to climb lamp posts on Grafton Street. That was back in the days when I had a social life and lived in the city and drank rum.
Oh how the world turns.
Jolie Richardson terrified everyone by turning up the red carpet by turning up looking more skeletal than ever. Anything Keira can do she can do better. Some wife of some chap from blur didn't eat any solid food for three whole week and lost sixteen pounds. She went to Thailand to not eat for three weeks, and did lots of yoga. I don't know what to make of that, but I figure I could stay here and not eat for three weeks and the results would pretty much be the same.
My day was not better served when the postie rang the doorbell and I couldn't get out owing to sliding door being stuck again. But he took pity on me and left my post in the window.
Huzzah! Good post and not the bill kind. Squeee. Thank you Miss Finn!
My gloomy morning improved just like that.
'merikans are tops.

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Blogger Megan McGurk said...

Tis the season for scary gingerosity.
You've had quite the morning, FMC. I'd take a cat fight for access to my affections over getting barked out of bed my an old, grumpy and senile dog. Oh and that would be every morning.

1:09 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Medbh: Mary Harney gets you outta bed?

2:09 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beautiful poster! :)

FMC, I swear to God I thought I saw Ginger's younger brother in my local shop the other day - a young lad his EXACT copy, the wild hair and everything. Had I had a camera with me I would have asked him for a photo, just to show you.

2:34 p.m.  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I refuse to comment on that root vegetable.

What a nice postie you have! Our "mail carrier" would have killed a bunny, hung it up by its ears and left our mail pronged on its front teeth. Grumpy cow.

3:00 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Medbh, at least he doesn't try to kill you.

Afternoon SW

Eva! Damn, that would ahve been awesome.

Miss Sam, he's young, he's hasn't gone over to the dark side yet.

3:21 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

julienne him!

3:28 p.m.  
Blogger Caro said...

This carroty madness has GOT to stop! Seriously. I'll have to stop visiting you on Fridays.

3:28 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My adorable ginger kittent as had the worst infestation of fleas, I didn't realise quite how squeamish I've become. He has been sprayed, flea collared, and drops behind the neck and still the little fuckers came back to bite and harrass us. Have now sprayed the whole house, the kitten, and even the garden with a so called 12 month super killer spray. Keeping fingers crossed that this works. Even contemplated giving little boy away in a moment of extreme stress and itchiness!

3:33 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Urgh, bastard things. When I rescued the one eyed one he was riddled with them too and too small to be treated. He got washed in the bathroom sink and then I had the dubious delight of catching the fuckers with a pair of tweazers, and they move bloody fast.
I found Frontline works really well on the animals, the real problems come from eggs in the soft furnishings or carpet. Hoover everything, wash what you can above 60 degrees, spray like a woman possessed and I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
Urgh, now I'm itchy.

3:40 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Caro! You big liar you. I know the ONLY reason you come here friday is for a glimpse of his gingery goodness.

3:41 p.m.  
Blogger Megan McGurk said...

Getting Jack off to the acupuncturist I forgot to thank you for the lovely linkage, FMC. You're too nice.
Sheepworrier: Hee! I'll take Jack for sure. At least I can sorta lift him.

3:46 p.m.  
Blogger Andraste said...

You see? This poster plays on several common fears at once. Fear of clowns, yes. But also fear of the dark, sewers, the unknown, and bad comedians.

Truly chilling.

Like that little pinot grigiot I've been saving for a Friday evening "let's play all our old 80's vinyl and reminisce until we're dreary" fest.

7:50 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't comment. Still haunted by last post.

8:31 p.m.  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Lo siento mucho.

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